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🔭 Globturd Buys Telescope, Still Can’t Find Curve — Blames Dirty Lens
A globe believer invested in an expensive telescope to prove Earth’s curve, but after countless hours of observation, the horizon remained...
🧑🔬 Scientist Trips Over Edge — Still Claims It’s Gravity
A globe-believing scientist accidentally tripped over the Earth’s edge during an expedition but insisted it was just “gravity pulling him awkwardly.”...
🚀 NASA Rocket Gets Stuck on the Dome — Maintenance Crew Called In
NASA’s latest rocket launch ended in embarrassment after it got lodged in the invisible Dome covering Earth. Flat Earthers are calling...
🐟 NASA Caught Filming Astronauts in Swimming Pool Again — CGI Fish Accidentally Left in Footage
NASA has once again been exposed for faking space footage after viewers spotted a CGI fish swimming past an astronaut during...
🛫 Pilot Admits Planes Use Invisible Walls — That’s Why They Never Fly Over Antarctica
A commercial airline pilot has allegedly confessed that invisible walls in the sky prevent flights from crossing Antarctica. The shocking claim...