Mars
NASA unveils a lumpy rock on Mars, claiming it to be a fossilized alien organism. Jimmy thinks it looks like Play-Doh,...
NASA dramatically unveils a shadow on Mars, calling it a terrifying alien creature. Jimmy points out it’s just a rock’s shadow,...
NASA claims a half-buried water bottle on Mars is an “ancient Martian artifact.” Jimmy notices the barcode, Karen panics, and Flatty...
NASA’s latest “lifeform” discovery is a rock shaped vaguely like a snail. Dr. Globus hypes it as a Martian creature, but...
NASA claims Marsquakes are evidence of alien life. But as Globus hypes the tremors and Karen spins the story, Jimmy points...
NASA claims a dust plume on Mars proves microbial life. But between Dr. Globus’s shouting, Jimmy’s nervous corrections, and Flatty’s heckling,...
NASA’s team proudly announces their first proof of life on Mars: a random rock, dramatically circled in red. But between a...
