flat earth comedy
🔭 Globturd Buys Telescope, Still Can’t Find Curve — Blames Dirty Lens
A globe believer invested in an expensive telescope to prove Earth’s curve, but after countless hours of observation, the horizon remained...
🧑🔬 Scientist Trips Over Edge — Still Claims It’s Gravity
A globe-believing scientist accidentally tripped over the Earth’s edge during an expedition but insisted it was just “gravity pulling him awkwardly.”...