🔭 Globturd Buys Telescope, Still Can’t Find Curve — Blames Dirty Lens
A globe believer invested in an expensive telescope to prove Earth’s curve, but after countless hours of observation,...
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September 7, 2025 - 3 min read
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🧑🔬 Scientist Trips Over Edge — Still Claims It’s Gravity
A globe-believing scientist accidentally tripped over the Earth’s edge during an expedition but insisted it was just “gravity...
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September 6, 2025 - 3 min read
🎈 Globe Believers Launch Balloon — End Up Filming the Ceiling Fans of the Dome
Globe believers launched a “high-altitude balloon” to prove Earth is round. Instead, their camera captured ceiling fans attached...
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September 6, 2025 - 3 min read
🚀 NASA Rocket Gets Stuck on the Dome — Maintenance Crew Called In
NASA’s latest rocket launch ended in embarrassment after it got lodged in the invisible Dome covering Earth. Flat...
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September 6, 2025 - 3 min read
📏 Globturds Try to Measure Curve — Accidentally Prove It’s Flat
A team of globe-believing scientists attempted to measure Earth’s curvature but accidentally confirmed it’s flat. Their instruments showed...
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September 6, 2025 - 3 min read
🐟 NASA Caught Filming Astronauts in Swimming Pool Again — CGI Fish Accidentally Left in Footage
NASA has once again been exposed for faking space footage after viewers spotted a CGI fish swimming past...
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August 29, 2025 - 3 min read
🛫 Pilot Admits Planes Use Invisible Walls — That’s Why They Never Fly Over Antarctica
A commercial airline pilot has allegedly confessed that invisible walls in the sky prevent flights from crossing Antarctica....
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August 29, 2025 - 3 min read
🚀 Globturd Scientists Launch Rocket — It Bounces Off the Dome Like a Ping Pong Ball
A group of globe-believing scientists launched a rocket that hilariously bounced off the firmament, tumbling back to Earth...
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August 29, 2025 - 3 min read
🚀 Astronaut Accidentally Falls Off the Edge — NASA Covers It Up as “Spacewalk Mishap”
During a routine “spacewalk,” an astronaut allegedly slipped and fell off the Earth’s edge. NASA scrambled to cover...
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August 29, 2025 - 3 min read
🚨 BREAKING: Man Holds Breath for 29 Minutes — Beating Dolphins, Whales & World Records! 🌊🐬
🫁 Vitomir Maričić, a freediver from Croatia, has just set a new Guinness World Record by holding his...
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August 21, 2025 - 3 min read
My Uncle’s Flight Logbook Proves Something No One Wants to Admit
I always admired my uncle. He was a decorated commercial airline pilot, with over 25 years in the...
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July 24, 2025 - 3 min read
My Grandma’s Deathbed Warning: The Box in the Attic That Exposed Everything
My grandma wasn’t the kind of person you’d call strange. She was calm, quiet, and loved baking apple...
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July 22, 2025 - 3 min read