Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
After attempting to storm a rocket launch pad with a crayon battle plan, Roundy and Curveball were caught — but not before vowing: “Next time, we’ll sneak onto the rocket itself!”
And so begins their most explosive misadventure yet.
The Ninth Experiment: Sneaky Boarding
In the dead of night, the duo hid inside crates labeled “Space Snacks.”
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Roundy squeezed into a box of “Freeze-Dried Peas.”
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Curveball crammed into a crate of “Ice Cream Sandwiches,” eating half of them before launch.
They were loaded aboard without suspicion. For once, the plan worked.
Lift-Off
As the engines ignited, the rocket shook violently. Roundy yelled from inside his crate:
“Captain! The science begins!”
Curveball shouted back through a mouthful of cookies:
“Professor! I regret nothing!”
When the crates broke open mid-flight, the astronauts stared in shock. Two random buffoons floated around — one clutching a clipboard, the other chasing flying snacks.
Astronaut: “Who let the janitors on board?”
Zero-Gravity Mayhem
Roundy attempted to make “serious observations.”
“Notice! The horizon still looks flat from up here!”
Curveball floated by upside down, laughing.
“Look, Professor! My chips are in orbit around my head!”
Soon, bags of snacks were drifting everywhere. The astronauts groaned as Curveball’s cheese puffs clogged the air filter.
The Meltdown
Mission Control radioed in:
“Uh, Houston, we’ve got… idiots.”
Roundy panicked, trying to sound professional.
“This is Professor Roundy, conducting independent science! Requesting proof of the curve, over!”
Mission Control replied dryly:
“The only curve we see is your IQ dropping.”
The astronauts burst out laughing.
The Cliffhanger
As the rocket re-entered atmosphere, alarms blared. Curveball clutched Roundy in terror.
“Professor! Are we gonna make it?!”
Roundy shouted:
“If we survive, Captain, next time… we’ll build our own space station!”
Curveball cheered nervously.
“Great! More room for snacks!”
The audience howled. Another failure — another plan doomed to flop.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 9 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “Globeturds Build a Space Station”
Stay tuned.