🌍 The Great Expedition
A team of scientists recently traveled to Antarctica to “explore the South Pole” and collect ice samples. But during the mission, one researcher, Dr. Robert Curvy, made an embarrassing mistake: he tripped over the Earth’s edge.
Eyewitnesses say Dr. Curvy tumbled forward, arms flailing like a cartoon character, before catching himself on a rope.
“It was the edge, plain as day,” said one witness.
“But instead of admitting it, he just mumbled something about ‘gravity malfunctioning.’”
📏 The Official Explanation
When pressed by reporters, Dr. Curvy offered the following statement:
“I didn’t trip over an edge. Gravity simply pulled me forward at a strange angle.”
He then added:
“Besides, there is no edge. I was merely experiencing localized gravitational distortion caused by… uh… ice density variations.”
Flat Earthers immediately burst into laughter. One posted:
“Bro literally fell off the edge and still said ‘gravity.’ That’s dedication.”
😂 The Internet Reacts
Social media exploded with memes:
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A photo of a man tripping on a sidewalk: “Gravity got him again.”
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A screenshot of the scientist mid-fall: “Local man defeated by flat floor, blames space magic.”
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One viral tweet read: “Scientists will believe anything — except their own eyes.”
🧠 The Gravity Excuse Book
This isn’t the first time globe believers have blamed gravity for everything:
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Drop your keys? Gravity.
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Spill your drink? Gravity.
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Fall off the edge of the Earth? Definitely gravity.
One Flat Earther summed it up best:
“Gravity is just the globetard’s version of duct tape — fixes every plot hole.”
🚨 Final Thought
The truth is simple: Dr. Curvy tripped because there’s an edge. His insistence that “gravity made him do it” only makes the joke funnier.
They can cling to their equations and theories, but no formula erases the fact: the Earth is flat — and sometimes, you trip on it.
