Recap:
Previously on NASA vs Life on Mars… the Martian Snail rocked the world—literally a rock, roasted into oblivion. But Dr. Globus promised his next reveal would silence all doubters.
Story:
The lights dimmed. Dr. Globus raised his voice with triumph.
“Behold—the Plastic Relic, a priceless artifact from ancient Martian civilization!”
The projector displayed a photo of a plastic water bottle, half-buried in red dust.
Gasps filled the hall.
Jimmy nervously pointed.
“Uh… sir… that’s got a barcode.”
Karen muttered into her mic, “Someone fire the cameraman.”
Globus slammed the podium.
“Nonsense! This is proof of alien culture—see the advanced spiral design? Clearly extraterrestrial engineering!”
Flatty McTruth stood up, laughing so hard he nearly dropped his laser pointer.
“Congrats, NASA. Billions spent to prove Mars… shops at Walmart!”
The audience roared. Memes flooded social media: “Ancient Martians drank Dasani.”
Karen hid her face. Jimmy sighed. Globus screamed his battle cry:
“SCIENCE WILL PREVAIL!”
But the only thing prevailing was laughter.
To be continued…
