Recap:
Previously on NASA vs Life on Mars… A dust plume was declared “Martian respiration.” NASA celebrated. The internet laughed. Flatty roasted. And Globus swore he’d “prove life once and for all.”
Story:
At the press conference, Commander Karen banged the podium.
“A Marsquake has been detected! This seismic activity proves life exists!”
Dr. Globus Maximus pumped his fist.
“Of course! Intelligent life must be shaking the ground!”
Intern Jimmy raised a finger.
“Uh… maybe it’s just, y’know… plate tectonics?”
Globus glared at him. “Silence, boy! The planet trembles with life!”
Flatty McTruth strolled up to the mic with a grin.
“Life confirmed? Nope. But your comedy is Earth-shaking!”
The crowd burst into laughter. Cameras clicked.
Karen held her head in her hands.
Globus shouted, “The whole planet trembles!”
Flatty leaned in with the final jab:
“Yeah, not with life. With laughter, sir.”
To be continued…
