Recap:
Previously on NASA vs Life on Mars… NASA stunned the world by circling a random rock and calling it an “Alien Egg.” The internet laughed, Flat Earthers roasted them, and the search for Martian life became the world’s newest comedy show.
Story:
This time, Dr. Globus Maximus stood proudly in front of a massive projection: a swirling dust cloud on Mars.
“Behold! Life! The dust moves—it breathes—it proves Mars is alive!”
Intern Jimmy whispered, “Uh, sir… that’s just… dust.”
Globus turned crimson. “Silence! This is interplanetary respiration!”
Commander Karen jumped in: “NASA confirms with a high degree of confidence—Martian microbes are blowing dust like whales blow air!”
The audience gasped—then Flatty McTruth raised his hand, grinning.
“Wait… you spent billions to prove… Mars farts dust? Congratulations, NASA. Meanwhile, back on Earth, dust collects on my flat TV screen daily. Should I publish a paper?”
The crowd erupted in laughter.
Karen covered her face.
Jimmy hid under the desk.
Globus screamed, “SCIENCE DOES NOT FAIL—!” before tripping over a cable.
To be continued…
