🌍 The Launch That Went Wrong
Crowds gathered at Cape Canaveral to watch NASA’s shiny new multi-billion-dollar rocket soar into “space.” Everything looked normal as the engines roared, the ground shook, and the rocket blasted upward into the sky.
But about 12 minutes into the flight, spectators heard a deafening CLANG! — a sound that echoed across Florida like someone hitting a frying pan.
The live stream cut to black, and rumors began immediately: the rocket had hit the Dome.
🧩 Stuck Like a Thumbtack
Eyewitnesses reported seeing the rocket just… hanging there.
“It looked like a dart stuck in a dartboard,” said one stunned spectator.
“It wasn’t going up or down. Just wedged in place. Like someone pinned it to the sky.”
Flat Earthers quickly began posting screenshots with captions like:
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“Game over, globturds.”
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“NASA found the ceiling.”
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“Should’ve launched a plunger, not a rocket.”
🔧 The Maintenance Crew Arrives
Within hours, NASA scrambled helicopters and “classified equipment” to the site. Reports claim technicians in orange jumpsuits climbed ladders stretching into the sky to inspect the Dome.
One insider leaked a conversation:
“Sir, we have a dent in sector 7G.”
“Just patch it up and tell the public it was an asteroid.”
🎥 NASA’s Official Story
NASA tried to explain the incident away:
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First, they claimed it was “space debris.”
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Then, they blamed a “sensor glitch.”
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Finally, they released cartoon CGI footage of the rocket floating past Mars — even though people on the ground could still see it dangling above Florida.
😂 Internet Meltdown
The memes poured in instantly:
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A photo of a rocket taped to a ceiling fan: “NASA testing new technology.”
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A ping pong ball glued to glass: “Accurate launch simulation.”
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Someone edited the live stream to add Mario hitting a brick block for coins.
Flat Earth forums declared it the biggest NASA fail since the “swimming pool astronaut” scandal.
🧠 Expert Opinions
Not all scientists are laughing. Some are quietly admitting this raises serious questions.
Dr. Felix Roundman of the Institute for Alternative Astronomy commented:
“If rockets keep bouncing off something at the same altitude, maybe — just maybe — there’s something actually there.”
Meanwhile, globturd defenders claim the Dome theory is “nonsense,” but offered no explanation for why a $5 billion rocket got stuck “like a fly on a windshield.”
🚨 Final Thought
NASA can patch holes, delete videos, and pump out CGI, but the truth is slipping through the cracks — literally.
The rocket may be gone, but the sound of that CLANG will echo forever:
proof that the sky isn’t infinite — it’s a Dome.
