🌍 The “Historic” Launch
Globturd scientists proudly announced their latest rocket launch, claiming it would “prove once and for all” that space is real. Crowds gathered, cameras rolled, and the countdown began.
The rocket shot up beautifully… until it smashed into something invisible with a loud metallic CLANG.
To everyone’s surprise, the rocket didn’t explode — it bounced back down, spiraling like a ping pong ball hitting a glass ceiling.
🎥 The Footage NASA Doesn’t Want You to See
Leaked videos show scientists scrambling as the rocket ricocheted, landing in a nearby cornfield. One baffled researcher was overheard saying:
“Uh… it looks like it hit… a dome?”
NASA immediately cut the live feed and replaced it with CGI animations of a rocket “soaring into orbit.” But viewers noticed the sudden transition — complete with cartoonish stars and copy-pasted planets.
😂 Flat Earth Community Reacts
Flat Earthers had a field day:
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“We told you about the Dome, now you’ve bounced off it.”
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Memes popped up showing rockets labeled “NASA’s Ping Pong League.”
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One popular post read: “Next time bring a tennis racket.”
🚨 Final Thought
Globturds keep trying to “reach space,” but every attempt ends the same: a crash, a bounce, and another round of excuses.
Maybe one day they’ll accept the truth: the sky isn’t the limit — the Dome is.
