Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
After failing to conquer the galaxy with pizza-box spaceships, Roundy raised his fist and vowed: “Next time, we’ll go for the entire universe!” Curveball cheered at the thought of a “universe-sized snack bar.”
And so today… the Globturds attempt the impossible.
The Twentieth Experiment: Operation Universal Domination
Roundy unfurled a massive bedsheet covered in marker doodles of stars, planets, and stick-figure aliens.
“This, Captain, is our map of the universe!”
Curveball had added doodles of chips, pizzas, and soda planets.
“See, Professor? The Snack Nebula!”
They built a “universal throne” out of folding chairs stacked on each other, duct-taped for “stability.” Curveball nearly crushed it when he sat down.
The Broadcast
They went live again, announcing:
Roundy: “Attention, universe! We are your rightful rulers!”
Curveball: “Bow before the snacks!”
They held up their “universal flag” — a bedsheet with “TEAM GLOBTURDS 4EVER” painted in neon colors.
But mid-speech, the throne collapsed, sending Roundy crashing through the bedsheet “universe.” Curveball shouted,
“Professor, you broke the cosmos!”
The livestream chat exploded with laughter.
The Collapse
Smoke from their “cosmic effects machine” (a fog machine borrowed from a Halloween party) set off the fire alarm. Neighbors rushed in to see Roundy tangled in folding chairs and Curveball waving snacks like peace offerings.
One shouted:
“Congratulations! You’ve officially conquered… stupidity!”
The audience roared.
The Cliffhanger
Covered in marker ink and fog, Roundy stood proudly.
“Fine! If the universe won’t have us, then next time… we’ll go MULTIVERSE!”
Curveball gasped.
“That means… infinite snacks!”
The crowd laughed harder than ever.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 20 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “Globturds Go Multiverse”
Stay tuned.
