Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
Roundy and Curveball’s attempt to “conquer the solar system” ended when their cardboard rocket fleet caught fire. But Roundy vowed: “Next time, we’ll invade the galaxy itself!”
And so today… the Globturds go galactic.
The Nineteenth Experiment: Operation Galactic Empire
Roundy unveiled a star map painted on Curveball’s garage wall with glow-in-the-dark stickers.
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Roundy pointed at Andromeda: “Our first colony.”
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Curveball pointed at the Milky Way: “Snack central.”
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Together they shouted: “Galactic domination begins!”
They built “spaceships” from pizza boxes and duct tape, hanging them from strings on the ceiling. Curveball climbed inside one and yelled,
“Engage hyper-snack drive!” before the string snapped and the ship crashed.
Galactic Diplomacy
Roundy decided they needed to “rule with wisdom.”
“Captain, we’ll offer snacks to alien civilizations in exchange for loyalty.”
Curveball dumped cheese puffs into a salad bowl.
“Behold — intergalactic tribute!”
The bowl tipped, covering the star map in orange dust.
The Collapse
As they declared their galactic empire live on stream, Curveball tripped on the extension cord. The lights went out, leaving only glow-in-the-dark stars floating. Viewers in the chat typed:
“This is the funniest alien invasion ever.”
“Galactic Clowns 2025!”
Roundy panicked.
“Captain, we’ve lost power to the galactic core!”
Curveball laughed.
“No worries, Professor. At least we saved the snacks!”
The Cliffhanger
When the lights came back, their galactic “map” had collapsed, stickers peeling everywhere. Roundy sighed:
“Fine. If the galaxy rejects us, next time… we’ll go for the entire universe!”
Curveball cheered.
“Universe-sized snack bar, here we come!”
The audience roared with laughter.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 19 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “Globturds Take on the Universe”
Stay tuned.
