Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
Roundy and Curveball attempted “galactic domination” with toy ray guns, glowing cheese puffs, and a sparking satellite dish. Instead of conquering space, they set their neighbor’s grill on fire. Roundy swore: “Next time, we’ll meet the aliens in person!”
And so today… they prepare for first contact.
The Fourteenth Experiment: Operation Alien Diplomacy
The Globturds set up their backyard for an “alien summit.”
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A welcome mat that read “Take Me To Your Snacks”
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A kiddie pool filled with Mountain Dew (labeled “Galactic Fuel”)
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A silver tent made of foil and duct tape (the “Embassy”)
Roundy rehearsed his speech:
“Greetings, extraterrestrials! We come in science!”
Curveball nodded seriously, holding out a tray of cheese puffs.
“And snacks.”
The Arrival
Late at night, they saw glowing lights in the sky. Curveball gasped.
“Professor! The aliens are here!”
Roundy adjusted his glasses.
“Yes… finally, proof the globe is real!”
The lights descended… only to reveal a police drone checking on the neighbors’ noise complaints.
But Curveball was convinced. He ran forward waving snacks.
“Take me to your snack bar, alien overlord!”
The “Meeting”
The police drone hovered as Roundy bowed.
“Welcome, wise galactic beings. We seek the truth of the cosmos.”
The drone beeped. Curveball interpreted it as:
“They said they love the cheese puffs!”
Seconds later, the police arrived.
“Alright, you two. Party’s over.”
Curveball whispered:
“Professor… are cops just Earth-aliens?”
Roundy groaned.
The Cliffhanger
Dragged back inside, Roundy muttered:
“This wasn’t true first contact. Next time, we’ll go to THEIR planet!”
Curveball’s eyes lit up.
“Road trip… to Mars? Do they have better chips there?”
The crowd howled with laughter. Another failure, another setup for cosmic chaos.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 14 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “Road Trip to Mars”
Stay tuned.
