Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
After crowning themselves rulers of space with tinfoil crowns and bucket helmets, Roundy and Curveball’s “space kingdom” collapsed in soda and laughter. But Roundy vowed: “If we can’t rule from Earth, we’ll broadcast our rule to the world!”
And so today, the duo goes live.
The Twelfth Experiment: Operation Space TV
Curveball’s garage was once again transformed — this time into a “broadcasting studio.”
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A cardboard satellite dish taped to a ladder
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An old TV balanced on milk crates
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A webcam duct-taped to a broomstick
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Curveball’s snack stash rebranded as “official space rations”
Roundy put on his lab coat, tapped the mic, and announced:
“Citizens of Earth! You are now watching the official Globturds Space Broadcast — the only truth NASA doesn’t want you to see!”
Curveball added, with crumbs on his shirt:
“And don’t forget — free snacks for all space citizens!”
The Live Show
They started with “scientific programming.”
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Roundy drew a crooked circle on a whiteboard.
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Curveball interrupted to draw a pizza, declaring it proof Earth is flat and delicious.
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Their “exclusive space footage” was just balloon footage from Part 3, replayed with dramatic music.
The live chat exploded:
“Is this satire or a cooking show?”
“Curveball 2025 for President!”
“This is better than Netflix!”
Technical Difficulties
Halfway through, the “antenna” (a bent coat hanger) sparked, cutting the power. The screen went dark — only to return showing Curveball dancing in zero rhythm while eating chips.
Roundy panicked.
“Captain! Stop embarrassing the empire!”
Curveball shrugged.
“I thought it was commercial break.”
The audience went wild, screenshots spreading across the internet.
The Cliffhanger
Despite the chaos, Roundy puffed up with pride.
“See? We’ve gone global! Next time, Captain, we’ll go galactic!”
Curveball gasped.
“You mean… snacks on Mars?!”
The crowd (both real and online) burst into hysterics.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 12 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “Globturds Attempt Galactic Domination”
Stay tuned.
