Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
Roundy and Curveball built a “space station” in their backyard with scrap metal, duct tape, and fireworks. It exploded spectacularly, covering everyone in cheese dust. Instead of admitting defeat, Roundy vowed: “Next time, we won’t just build a station — we’ll rule space itself!”
And so, today’s fiasco begins.
The Eleventh Experiment: Operation Space Throne
The Globturds decided they were done with “experiments.” It was time for destiny.
Roundy crafted a crown from tinfoil and labeled himself “Supreme Commander of the Cosmos.”
Curveball wore a bucket on his head, declaring himself “Snackstronaut King.”
Together, they planted a duct-taped broomstick in the ground with a bedsheet flag that read:
“OFFICIAL SPACE KINGDOM — CURVE PROOF!”
The Royal Decree
Roundy announced to the crowd of confused neighbors:
“Hear ye, peasants! We now claim dominion over the skies, stars, and snacks beyond! No longer will NASA deceive you!”
Curveball chimed in with his mouth full of cookies:
“As ruler, I decree snacks shall be free… and gravity outlawed!”
The neighbors laughed so hard they nearly fell over. Someone muttered:
“Congrats, Globturds, you’ve colonized your backyard.”
The Coronation Disaster
To make it “official,” they attempted a royal space ceremony.
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Roundy sat on a throne made of old tires.
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Curveball released balloons to “represent planets.”
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A speaker blared cheap sci-fi music.
But when Curveball tripped over the throne and spilled soda on Roundy’s crown, the entire “space kingdom” collapsed in a sticky mess.
Roundy screamed:
“Treason! The throne must be rebuilt!”
Curveball shrugged.
“Hey, at least the snacks survived.”
The Cliffhanger
Furious, Roundy declared:
“This was just the beginning! If we can’t rule from Earth, then next time, Captain… we’ll broadcast our rule to the entire world!”
Curveball gasped.
“Like… on TV? With commercials for snacks?!”
The crowd roared with laughter as the Globturds began plotting their next worldwide embarrassment.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 11 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “Globturds Launch Their Own Space Broadcast”
Stay tuned.
