Recap
Previously on Globturds: The Series…
Roundy and Curveball launched their own “space broadcast,” but instead of proving the globe, it went viral as the funniest live stream on the internet. Drunk on their accidental fame, Roundy declared: “Next time, we won’t just go global — we’ll go galactic!”
And so today… they aim for the stars.
The Thirteenth Experiment: Operation Galactic Domination
The Globturds converted Curveball’s backyard into “Galactic Headquarters.”
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Glow-in-the-dark star stickers on the fence
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A kiddie pool filled with soda (“fuel reserves”)
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Cardboard helmets painted silver
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Curveball’s snack stash labeled “Universal Tribute”
Roundy waved a toy ray gun dramatically.
“With this technology, we shall rule the galaxy!”
Curveball raised his hand.
“Can we start by ruling the fridge?”
The “Invasion”
Their grand plan was to beam a signal across the cosmos using… a satellite dish balanced on top of Curveball’s barbecue grill.
Roundy shouted into a microphone:
“Attention, aliens! We are your rightful leaders! Bow before the Globturds!”
Curveball added:
“And bring snacks. Lots of snacks.”
The dish sparked, shooting flames straight into the grill. Hot dogs ignited like rockets, flying into the neighbor’s yard.
The Audience
Neighbors gathered once more, laughing as “Galactic HQ” filled with smoke. One yelled:
“Careful, Globturds, the Martians might sue you for copyright!”
Another added:
“Pretty sure you just declared war on my barbecue.”
Curveball tried to salvage things by holding up a glowing cheese puff.
“Look, Professor! A galactic sun!”
The Cliffhanger
Coughing through smoke, Roundy raised his fist.
“This was only a rehearsal! Next time, we’ll meet the aliens in person!”
Curveball gasped.
“Field trip to space snacks? Count me in!”
The crowd erupted with laughter. Galactic domination would have to wait.
To Be Continued…
Thus ends Part 13 of the saga.
Next episode:
👉 “First Contact — Globturds Meet the Aliens”
Stay tuned.